IMPORTANT MESSAGE from @twitter to developers:

Don't build anything on, or integrate anything with, our API. EVER.

Wow… @path is so screwed:  http://www.branded3.com/blogs/the-antisocial-network-path-texts-my-entire-phonebook-at-6am/ …

There is absolutely NO excuse for this. Not even an "accident" explains this.

"Descriptions are like skirts, they should be long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep things interesting." - @gidsynews

Protected vs Private Scope: Arrogance, Fear, and Handcuffs: http://bit.ly/f0z35G

Boris: a REPL for PHP that doesn't exit on fatal errors:  https://github.com/d11wtq/boris  #PHP

Wow. @funkatron nailed my exact same feelings about PHP and the trend towards complexity: http://t.co/bk3mfUeb

Lights:
http://t.co/cV2iWrOt

Wow. Just wow. Amazingly well done.

I am in need of some immediate work - PHP/Javascript/jQuery - Please help or RT if you can!

Wow, modern #php is pretty damn fast: http://snapframework.com/blog/2010/11/17/snap-0.3-benchmarks // PHP 5.3.3

@seb_m @amandaharlin @5imian @github Nice! Finally one in OKC! :) Way to go @austinspires!

Just discovered the right click > "Copy as Curl" option in the Chrome browser network tab. SUPER helpful to debug an issue. #protip

The best April Fool's joke I've seen so far: "Geo" theme for Twitter Bootstrap:  http://divshot.github.com/geo-bootstrap/ 

Functional Programming and PHP:  http://phpmaster.com/functional-programming-and-php/ … /by @shameerc

This:  http://xkcd.com/1174/ 

And #xkcd nails it again.

Nice. NBC may finally have a hit on their hands. I know I'll watch it:
http://t.co/IS3n7krK

THIS. This x1000. For many shows I try to watch online. And I *pay* for both Netflix and Hulu. Ridiculous.
http://t.co/HsaqStWA

HTTP Caching Tutorial:
http://t.co/iaad0ijo

Hahaha... The Comic Sans project. Because Helvetica is SSOOO 2011:
http://t.co/C1ci3RHz

Integrating @stripe into a new e-commerce buildout. So much more friendly than Authorize.netm PayPal Pro and the like.

Ouch. Netflix loses 800,000 customers in a single quarter following the price hike and Quikster PR debacle:
http://t.co/j6Z5NA8R