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It's hard not to hover when your teenager has her boyfriend over for the first time. "Can I get you some cookies? Lemonade? Birth control?"
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Yes child, you must go to bed. Because it's a school night, that's why. Also, I'd like to eat Froot Loops at 9:30 PM without your judgment.
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"I'm carbo-loading."
"Oh? What are you training for?"
"Adult onset diabetes."
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Psychiatry office receptionist: "And who referred you to us?"
Me: "The voices in my head?"
Receptionist: "..."
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Unlike you, I'm not ridiculously over-invested in that trivial matter you're so worked up about. Here, let me spend all day explaining why.
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When, at dinner, your child asks, "So, Mommy. How are your Internet friends today?" - it's time to get out more.
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My teenager wants to spend babysitting money to take her uninsured dad to the doctor. My heart just broke.
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Plan for managing stress of tomorrow's huge family gathering: 1) Arrive drunk; and 2) Remain drunk. (That's all I've got.)
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"Um, Mom? What does 'butch with women, femme with men' mean?" And that, my friends, is why you don't leave old journals open on your desk.
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If I had a nickel for each time the teenager left the house in buttcrack-revealing jeans I would totally aim it at her buttcrack.
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I'm a little over halfway done with my book outline, but because Sarah Palin is such an awesome inspiration to women I think I'll quit now.
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There is an excess of month at the end of the money.
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MARRIAGE TIP: In conversation, do not confuse the emergency cash stash your husband knows about, with the one he doesn't.
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Some would say "If you can't open that bottle, maybe you shouldn't be drinking." And to them I say, "fuck you and help me open this bottle."
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"But Officer, I HAD to cross the median. Guy in front of me was going the speed limit & I'm late to my shrink! Hold up, I gotta tweet this."
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"I lost my virginity to Queensryche."
"The whole BAND?"
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I was about to concede to the athiests that God doesn't exist since we have no Pop Tarts but I just found the Cocoa Puffs so screw you guys.
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One of the reasons I'm drawn to Quakerism is its lack of any specific Creed. Because holy crap that band sucks.
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God, I love atheists.
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"What part of 'you married a crazy bitch' do you not understand?" The convenient thing is, I win this argument no matter what.
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