I take pride in my retweets. I don't just hand em out like some two bit whore. Stars? No fucking clue there

@tylermorrison1 http://t.co/QW0jEfS4

Sure is a shitty night to be a #flames fan.. Watch out for these fucking #bruins they look to be in a class of their own.. #backtoback ?

YABBA DABBA DOO!!

@mikemundzy @leahlikescheese  http://www.saxxunderwear.com/ 

As good as advertised

@godlessatheist @allisonjayme in case of link laziness pic.twitter.com/Vn7AhSv9

@gospelguidance @ironatheist @nfssmith bwahahhahaha http://t.co/4M5dIM4y

@krystinrachel Romance is when you let them cloud your judgement.

Being drunk and feeling no pain was awesome..
Being hungover and feeling it all sucks.

I think we're almost to the point where people can say "Educated by the Internet"

Sad day, I just sold my foosball table.

No that does not mean I'm growing up.

The best part of imitation crab meat...

The package actually says "may" contain crab on it.
What the fuck kind of imitation is that?

@imh0me @inmanibusdei @nostradamnisuck

still my fave! http://t.co/vwJV8Wya

Nice, fixed my shit.. Boy do I feel hungover. Large quanities of oysters, beer, vodka and scotch lead to one helluva hangover

Only one more day of cleaning my upper lip with 2in1 for thick hair..
He's gonna want to party and get dirty this weekend!

Cookies were a complete success #glued #toedup

Original 6. Lets do this

Gonna be an interesting 20 minutes

It was a fascinating beer pic.twitter.com/rYdFnCoMky

Thanks for allowing Rene's fistpump this time CBC