"@jennyxwho: Freedom pic.twitter.com/YdMgrKs8d5" Free at last, free at last, thank god the almighty, free at last!

"Finish in my butt" is the new "Let's have coffee".

“@saraespivey: OMG! No one gives a fuck, dumb cunt. RT @kimkardashian: This is why I love you!

"@honeybaabaa: I'm home and I'm laying down. Who wants to cuddle? And fuck?" Still working on my little costume.

“@jessica_two: Let's get married and regret that we ever met.

Have u been used today?

"@jessicunnttt666: Just posted a photo  http://instagr.am/p/KCp60Atw7_/ " Santa will be very, very good to you.

“@pukenpoop: Are any of you life coaches? Cause I need one, for a friend.” I highly recommend @saraespivey.

“@saraespivey: These legs were made to be spread.” You're very self-aware. That's beautiful.

“@endlessraines: @saraespivey You're so mean!” And she is all ours.

We need to start a drum circle. I need that intensity. “@saraespivey: I am not one to fuck with. Trust me on this.

@jocelynerickson How many times is bacon mentioned in the bible? Just wondering....

“@jessicunnttt666: What's the term for when you like when your cat hurts you?” Marry me?

“@hotindallas: I want you to make me want to submit to you...” My sock drawer is organized by color and size. Come get some.....

“@jessicunnttt666: This is a sickness now. There's nothing I can do to stop it.” Stop taking in the stray cats.

“@jessicunnttt666: @voodootweet1 can I still get an abortion?” You're always so romantic.

“@jessicunnttt666: I wanna get ghost raped” thanks, I just picked out my Halloween costume.

“@jessicunnttt666: Baby, I only wanna poo on you <3333” Its the little moments, really.

“@thisgirlrachel: Wearing my sunglasses over my regular glasses.”sexy

Why did I think it was a good idea to get out of bed today?