.@wheatus's Teenage Dirtbag at No.4 on Biggest Selling Rock Hits Of The 21st Century on Kerrang. I waited 4 hours to find that out. WORTH IT

My cat Sooty has been missing in the Dour Street area in Dover since the night of 25th December, RT please!  http://via.me/-8hsdqm0 

I don't normally do this kinda shit BUT...i'm 3 followers away from 1500! It's been bugging me for months. Dig deep...RT...idk, 3 more plz?!

I refuse to believe that isn't Sacha Baron Cohen #Eurovision

I think i'd rather have Cliff Richard at no.1 every year again instead of another sodding X Factor song. At least his songs were relevant.

THIS IS WHY YOU BE NICE TO THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE YOUR FOOD AND TIP THEM WELL. pic.twitter.com/j555W89p1F

I put the kettle on twice today and forgot it both times so i didn't have any coffee and that's my sad tale, the end, goodnight.

Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.

My cat, Sooty, has been missing in the Dour Street area (Dover) since 25th December, RT please!  http://via.me/-8hsdqm0  +  http://twitpic.com/bshp8u 

Millions of Blackberries affected by crash. They never looked safe on the back of that cart in the Ribena advert.

Lisa Kudrow is in Minsk on #WhoDoYouThinkYouAre. She should defintely visit David while she's there. The IRONY.

Hurry up GTA V, i need you in my life already.

Fell back to sleep and dreamt I was in a soft play area. Never been so bloody angry about waking up before.

A boost of adrenaline would be nice around now

"If you've ever thought you've made a bad decision, just remember there were 12 publishers that turned down the first Harry Potter novel."

Unsure why a guy named Paul bought my Marilyn Monroe dress but you know,i'm not the judgemental type,keep doing whatever it is you do Paul.

@violincatherine Ooh that means it's on an hour earlier for me in England then! Bonus x)

My cat, Sooty, has been missing in the Dour Street area (Dover) since 25th December, RT please!  http://via.me/-8hsdqm0  +  http://twitpic.com/bshp8u 

Already having a bad day?Here's a photo of my son dressed as an Oompa Loompa.No problem Twitter, no problem at all http://t.co/VFjdmkCU

I try to like Kelsey Grammer because i want to believe that he's actually Frasier, but he keeps doing douchey things and it makes me sad.