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do NOT utter the words "ultimate ranchero cheddarburger" aloud or Guy Fieri will do wheelies on his motorcycle outside your house all night
Remember snow? White cold chunks fall from the sky. Make a dude out of the snow ("snowman"). Classic 90s! RT if you are scared constantly
*John Locke enters 420 69 420 69 420 69 into the hatch computer and a giant bong descends from the ceiling* "This is what the island wants"
i'm a 7 year old girl and i want ferocious abs. want to absorb punches to my gut and also i like 2 make friendship braclets
I think I'm going to have to go with the lowest Netflix package which is where they just send you Good Burger over and over again.
Yes, Mom, of course I remember when Dad left. I was so close to breeding a gold chocobo and you were flipping out it was sooo annoying.
*in a soft seductive voice* got you some puffy cheetos dude
Someday my generation will be remembered as being pretty good at video games played on fake guitars
I don't buy lottery tickets mostly because I'm afraid I'll win and then my life will end up shitty like the last season of Roseanne
saw #RIPRonPaul trending so I looked him up and I'm so sad the dad from Frasier is gone. will always remember how you loved that chair + dog
With the song "I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes, hey!" Goodburger became the movie to break down the gender binary.
got a text from my dad last night saying "OSAMA IS DAD"
Under the "WIN" section of my resume, you'll see I enjoy finding and cataloging Epic Fails in everyday life for my influential failblog.
my mom told me to stop taking + sending pics of illegal immigrants but there is nothing illegal about mexting
i have clicked on every ad promising a bigger dick and now i am going to release the 1 secret to everyone: rub on it until it gets Hard.
i do not celebrate mother's day in my household. we hold a speical candlelit ceremony on August 21 for Intersex/Genderqueer Parent Day
#RIPRonPaul you died today. i'm sorry but you died. you were werid and old and had bad ideas. i will miss you. good luck Ron Paul 2012
just saw a full grown man with a baby head wearing a fancy suit. how did a baby head man become more successful than me? inspiring.