Don't make permanent decisions on temporary feelings..

I know Im supposed to be grown but I love me some Beastie Boys...

I never make fun of someone's physical being as we are all one freak accident away from being in the circus...

sometimes I print out your avis and have a party ....and we laugh and laugh....you guys are the BEST!

Sorry I have been MIA had to go out and make money so my people on welfare can get a check....

I just bit my own tongue talking and you want me to do what......

FYI I do not have balls I am a girl and girls have pie

I'm trying to twweet on this treadmill this is how Accidents...happppppppp

So I tweeted I lost my toenail and actually got a DM from someone asking if I would mail it to them! Block block block sicko!

Id rather be alone than miserable sometimes single IS a choice....

In a fight a random smell my finger will throw your opponent off everytime ..and you people say I am not a giver....

Dear Veterans thanks- now as a personal favor could yall do a quickie here at home and take out the Kardashians?

Elton John slamming Madonna and all I can think is ..Two queens walk into a bar....

Id rather be choked out and left in a pile of fire ants than go to this client and her crotch sniffing dog office fml

Dude told me I was sexy until I tried to talk...he became sexy after I took out my hearing aids and couldnt hear him....touche asshat

I just bought and ate chocolate covered blueberries .... what fuckery is this .. if butt had a taste this would be worse...

I accidentally sat on the toilet seat at the mall and now I am afraid we are all related or I need to borrow some antibiotics ....

I have no twitter drama I must be doing it wrong...damn damn damn!

Sometimes I follow for the Avi but I stay for the crazy.....

I lose followers and I gain them hey its just like being on a diet but the good ones are the ones that stay they are the cookies I sneak :)