At a moment like this im glad i used tampax pearls

@jrsully2000 is that you? pic.twitter.com/aAva7oqk

titty creampie

lost interest in tweeter when u left didn't know u we're back on the electronics

Jesus the juice Gonzalez

Haha ill keep it in the rotation for you RT @allisonstrehl: Of course the one night I'm not there @pbobs plays alive.....

girl i wanna secrete my seminal fluid and nourish and promote the movement of my spermatozoa through my urethra into your vajayjay slow like

according to this trend all the black people are at da "Waffle+House"

better known as the black dude

why are there not any fat werewolves?

he said his only concert he been to was avenged sevenfold with his dad

I should've bullied more kids at school

you got two pictures of yourself and they both ugly as fuck

The music just changed theyre seeking a new vibe and i totally agree with them. Good call restaurant maestro good call

there's some beat bitches workin this block

my vacations nowadays seem to compose of a big bag of weed and all the food i normally wont let myself eat

im going to build a bridge
and im a name it fuck you

dumpsterlife

ratchet snatch killer

man whatta beautiful set of titties but ur face is fucking busted and i cant ... sowwy