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Sister's 7 year old son has just caused hysteria on public transport - "You're mean mummy! Why didn't you buy me cockporn in Morrisons?!"
I enjoyed that single Ian Paisley Jr did with his Dad. "Move Your Feet", I think it was called.
Bruce Robinson stage direction from Withnail as Monty leaves a scene - "and off he fucks". Now he has. He'll be missed.
Critical debate is not bullying. No one ever got beaten up constructively. Twitter abuse.... Is directional sneering by idiots.
Right, where were we? Oh, yes. Everything's still horrible. But for a few moments there, it wasn't.
The man Davies who used to produce Doctor Who has lost his first two initials. Can he get an RT?
@lfbarfe is in the Sunday Express today, celebrating Joanie, Cilla and Victoria. http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/tv-radio/400849/Joan-Collins-Cilla-Black-and-Victoria-Wood-are-the-real-golden-girls …. And Fred Emney. Of course.
Short, hairy librarian type. Loves music, old uktv and film. Much like millions of others, probably