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Twitter has a new client for pornbots. It's called Clitterific.
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I got a new TV for the kids. It was a pretty good trade.
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How to feed a toddler fish sticks: One fish, two fish, bite and chew fish. #DrSeuss
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How to meet girls at a dog park: Try taking home the wrong dog.
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If at first you don't succeed, bungee jumping is not for you.
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It's ok. I'm not laughing at me. I'm laughing with me.
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So, Tiger Woods admits to being a slut. He likes hitting those holes.
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Before we married, Joe said, we'd cook together, it would be fun, we would have wine. Now I find it's more of a whine and dine.
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Oh shit! Something just clicked in this blonde head of mine. Obama is secretly Canadian.
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Entertaining toddlers is only half the battle. The other 90% is poop.
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Dear Tech Tweeps,
It's ok to star funny tweets. We still take you seriously. It makes you seem warmer.
You're welcome
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If the shoe fits, charge it!
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My husband didn't study for his stress test, so I told him exactly how much money was in our checking account.
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I think we got the neighbors sex toy catalog by mistake, but you know what they say: the road to hell is paved with good inventions.
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If my knees could pick lottery numbers like they predict rain I would be set for life.
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Free to good home: three raccoons, medium sized. Likes cat food and garbage; dislikes being chased with a mop.
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Is everyone enjoying Twitter today? Well, I've got jokes, so we'll put an end to that right now.
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My husband bought a fire extinguisher last night. Not sure if it's because of my cooking-- I only caught the kitchen on fire twice.
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I'm not saying I'm a superhero or anything, but I have been known to leap sales racks and wrestle silk blouses from villains.While tweeting.
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In nursing homes the milk flows freely and so does the urine.
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