Planning to donate my leftover food to Anushka Sharma. #FilmfareAwards

Let's sell our feelings by calling them Fiction.

What do you call KFC in Punjab? It's BFC. BhenDetucky Fried Chicken.

Guy slaps Pawar, jailed. Guy makes anti-corruption cartoons, jailed. Terrorist kills hundreds of innocent people, biryani.

"Are you okay?" I miss those words. Through your mouth. In your voice.

People wishing their Catholic friends a 'Happy' Good Friday tomorrow, @aapchutiyehain.

Trying hard not to think of #LBT as Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender. Trying.

There's a special place in hell for people who cry over 'unfollowers'.

Don't care about where you're placed in someone's picture. What matters the most is that you're there in it.

A dear friend is looking for a job. Call Centre/Data Entry/PR in Events. Finished her 12th. DM if any vacancy. Be kind. #rt #jobs #Mumbai

Tejpatta main hoon! Tadka yahan hai!

If Karan-Arjun were testicles, they really would have 'come'.

1. Hold your pee.
2. Walk Around.
3. Voila! You've danced just like Salman Khan.

I should have bought a dog instead of joining Twitter.

Rajev Paul is the most desperate contestant of all the #biggboss seasons put together. #bb6

People who failed to understand #talaash can go check their IQ. I haz watched & loved. :D

"I forgot." Is the most lamest yet a convenient excuse. Ever.

People have always kept me waiting. Be it for movies, restaurants etc. Hence, planning to produce a movie on that. 'Kahan Po Che?'

National Stalk Exchange.

"Assi Kele kehnde sannu ki!" - Banana.