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What do you call KFC in Punjab? It's BFC. BhenDetucky Fried Chicken.
Guy slaps Pawar, jailed. Guy makes anti-corruption cartoons, jailed. Terrorist kills hundreds of innocent people, biryani.
"Are you okay?" I miss those words. Through your mouth. In your voice.
There's a special place in hell for people who cry over 'unfollowers'.
Don't care about where you're placed in someone's picture. What matters the most is that you're there in it.
Tejpatta main hoon! Tadka yahan hai!
If Karan-Arjun were testicles, they really would have 'come'.
1. Hold your pee.
2. Walk Around.
3. Voila! You've danced just like Salman Khan.
I should have bought a dog instead of joining Twitter.
"I forgot." Is the most lamest yet a convenient excuse. Ever.
People have always kept me waiting. Be it for movies, restaurants etc. Hence, planning to produce a movie on that. 'Kahan Po Che?'
National Stalk Exchange.
"Assi Kele kehnde sannu ki!" - Banana.
Author - Mockery Of Love. Obsessive Compulsive Thinker. Foodie. Nautanki. Weird. Dirty mind. Rain. Bollywood. Mumbai. Silent. Love. Vodka. Music. Hugs. Ab bass.