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The irony of a kabambe user crying over Job's death is not new to me..I cry over increase of Fuel prices, I do not own a car.
show me, ONE person who regretted suicide.
If the number of your tweets is higher than your net salary, delete your Ac and go find a better job.
Do deaf people think we are screaming when they see us yawn???
take you time........
How long do we have to wait until evolution gives us tummies with zippers? you know, for when we don't have time to eat. throw it in there
The reason Mung'atana has like, 10wives is because he's never on twitter. He's being charming and telling jokes to women in real life
Mayai imepanda, kwani kuku hukunywa ngata??
Mwanamke ni kuitwa either big bootied...or big tittied. If you are neither, jifunze kupika chapo na kuchemsha njahi
Uhuru really is in it to protect himself (ICC) and his family's property. His presidency has nothing to do with YOU.
So, shut up!
Remembered this mama who once told her husband, "ingewezekana ningekupeana kwa watu wa mali mali nipewe basin."Dude! DON'T BE THAT GUY!
"sir. I'm not feeling well, i got anal glaucoma (sp)"
"that sounds serious, What is it?"
"i don't see my ass coming to work today"
God rested on the seventh day, he didn't go to church. Going to church is not resting people!
Boys saying females are setting unrealistic standards..yet they want us to be cute,big tittied,lightskinned,petite with chapo cooking skills
Nothing says "fuck you! I'll not attend your event" like confirming with "maybe."