So if I buy Coke, they spend my money advertising Coke. But if I buy Red Bull, they launch people to edge of space and let them jump? Sold.

Honestly? I'm impressed. I didn't think you could have a press conference for a game console and say even less about games than Sony did.

Wow. On a 32GB Microsoft Surface tablet, the OS & default installed apps take up 12GB. No wonder there's no 16GB model.

@xenijardin :/ CNN Homepage vs Al-Jazeera at 17:20 GMT 4/5/10 - http://i.imgur.com/NVih0.jpg (via reddit)

I really love experiencing events like this via Twitter though; Just a massive public snark-along.

Seriously, who the fuck is cheering? #XboxOne

OH @nomoon "What are the other natural predators of Nicki Minaj?" #WTFJam

.@nomoon "Is this going to destroy Nicki Minaj or the bee?" @kindelingboy "A question for the ages..." #WTFJam

Screw @ replies, everyone needs to hear this: A brass band covering four Daft Punk classics -  https://soundcloud.com/iamjasonalexander-1/sets/the-madd-wikkids-brassft-punk …

.@official_pax Cookies were not being properly cleared; People who got through & bought tickets could just re-enter at front of queue.

I am afraid to wear the new clothes I bought myself. Clothes are hard, you guys.

They said I'd need to learn "communication skills" for the real world. Instead, I got a job where I include animated gifs in my emails.

OH @vig_orous "Seattle is obsessed with genitals."

Played Transistor this morning, fantastic stuff. Best description I've got is: Bastion with a tactics bent in a sci-fi neo-noir world.

@emimachine @bit_shifter_ @battlelava I highly recommend: Oban 14, Macallan 12, Laphroaig 10, JW Blue, & Old Pulteney 21. #scotchnerd

@500px Do you guys have a response to @photocritic's concerns about your sharing policy? http://t.co/ihzu1YN4

RT @stephist Congrats, @schierholz, on your @nasa Honor Award! http://t.co/7teELi1 [ Congrats, @schierholz! You rock :) ]

Scratch that, Scala at Commodore presale is up *now* on livenation.com, $41 after fees. Password: keys

Barack Obama: Blew up the moon and won the Nobel Peace Prize. ON THE SAME DAY, BITCHES!

I kinda want @aliendovecote & @nottildaswinton to fall in love or build that tree space bubble from The Fountain together or something.