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100 rts and I'll go slap Wetangula at the CORD rally.
Her: Hi, I'm Shiru.
Me: I'm Watson, but everyone calls me Dick for short.
Her: How do you get Dick from Watson?
Me: You Ask nicely.
I love how I look when you've been drinking.
I hope you never leave twitter cos I like seeing you all over my wall \emm/
Dear vodka bottle, If I'm going to be empty on the inside. So are you.
Cheers to people who tweet the truth and mind their own business.
Alone with my thoughts. I don't think a more awesome place exists.
Quick! Marry me, I'll explain later.
This lass has a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it, I swear you could smell the ocean.
What doesn't kill you, seriously disappoints me.
Those scenarios you make up in your head when you start to like someone.
Pothead sext - If you don't wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.
My ego is so huge that I scream out my own name during coitus ;-) @_Zawadii's Crush | Married to @JENNIWOWW's ßΘΘß$