it's kinda fucked up how they teach you not to write two dimensional characters when rly even 2 is being generous to most...

party at t-coop!!! i've got my insomnia cookies, yoghut, blankets, pillows, mattress, curtains, laptop, tablet, speakers, lube, dildos, blog

Here let me continue jogging in public even though I have an arm draped across my chest because I didn't buy a sports bra--a real person

i'm hate-watching dennis miller's stand-up. the best i can say about it is that it's "writerly"

.@amandameghan don't know why i wasn't following you until now, i've been missing out on a treasure trove of embarassing ben photos

 http://i.imgur.com/rWu1U.jpg 

Girl with a shaved head at pandinis is giving me a bon0rrr

Love farting up the library...Yeah girl trying to study that's me in your nose ;)

"he wears cargo shorts I wear bowties" it was the gayest thing i've ever seen and i was with my boyfriend

@jobypacenospace has beautiful eyelashes

I found the worst person on the internet. Its @nickwalsh

They just showed titties on CNN

The timestamp of that tweet is even more horrifying than it appears

I've said it before but my level of procrastination would shock y'all

@savannasyms I only have so much dick to spare savanna!!!

1. it's ridiculously pretentious and arrogant to declare your art form intrinsically better than another

#IAteTheBones

PREACH!!!!  http://i.imgur.com/Uq6hUwD.jpg 

I have to tell Twitter before I go to sleep: saw a girl w/o a sports bra literally carrying her boobs as she jogged today

this is what happens when no one puts rupaul's drag race online. fucking chaos