@waxxingqueen's (Shannon ) most faved Tweets...
Oh my I just had a sexual fantasy of doing it in a snuggie! Is that sick and wrong?
Guy at bar: baby I can rock your world. Me: well so can the toys in my bedside dresser drawer.
I don't mean to be bad , I am just tweeted that way
my daughter's red neck boyfriend just asked me if green peppers were from the vegetable group or the pepper group . Please send condoms
Waiting for Tiger to get to his 18 th Ho
I just found out cougar hunting is not just for the young men. One of my female clients told me she likes older women too. Then winked at me
I wish my puppy had tvio programmed in him, I could pause him when he does cute things then replay for friends later
Fun new game at my house. who ever makes Grams puddle in her pants first does not have to do dishes for the night. I love the Holidays!
I am very busy w/ bikini waxes on the day of New Years eve. Most of whom are single gals. Guess we know their New Years resolution!
funny how an all day hangover effects my tweets....that is one reason not to drink..... oh and that whole needing a liver thing
My step dad just told me that the jewelry he gave for me for christmas was sold to him from the prettiest woman who was a man, he ever saw
Twittering takes the pain away , just like a nice glass of wine. I dont see any issues with that, do you?
my Daughter: MOM where are the batteries. ME.: try my top dresser next to my bed
It is confirmed my daughter is dating a redneck! He just told me their dogs names are Bo,Luke and Daisy
19 yrs old daughter got a ring from her boyfriend! I said "friendships right !" Anyone know a hit man!
If this honey wax could talk oh my the stories it would tell. New book coming soon "Confession to a bikini waxer! " or " As the fur flys"
Before going to the dentist floss your teeth. Before going to the Gyno take a shower. Before going to your bikini waxer use a power washer
Pj 's on, wine in glass, finger on keyboard... lets get ready to tumblr!
Client tells me she has been chatting with a guy she met on a dating website. He sent a head shot of himself. Yes , the one in his pants
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Stop the world I want to get off!!
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