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No matter what it is, if you take a shower first, I’m into it.
I’m so lucky. I have some of the smartest, sexiest, interesting followers to follow on twitter. Damn your hot!
Have you ever thought that 99% of law-enforcement and the legal system exists for the one out of 100 of us who can’t do the right thing.
I’ve never been able to fall out of love.
If I’ve ever loved you, I still do.
If I love you now, I always will.
That’s the way I roll.
I only RT good tweets. It's not my fault if all your tweets are good. Stop being so fucking smart.
Having sex is the healthiest thing a person can do.
If sex is an indulgence, then so is Fire, Air and Water.
I don't have enough hate in my heart to be a good Christian.
Lost a couple followers today. Gained several. I’m so happy.
Do you realize that possibly every house in America, or even the world, has some sort of Beatle recording somewhere in it.
Oh yeah I'm trying to get your pants. You live where now? The far side of the moon?
Oh yeah I'm there babe. ;)
I’m just a guy but,
If I were a woman, I would of had my breast enhancement surgery scheduled for the morning of my eighteenth birthday.
I keep trying to seduce my Woman,
But she always seduces me first.
If you want followers and RTs and star fucks,
Tweet something hard to say, but honest.
Works every time.
I’m pretty sure that many of the women I follow on twitter,
Have cycles that are in sync.
Any Christian who is following me, I’m sorry, you made a mistake. I’m ashamed of what you do to our country. Please unfollow, you creep.
When watching super hero movies, I always assume everyone in the theater is rooting for the hero.
It occurs to me only now, some aren’t.
It’s hard to live in America these days and not catch yourself hating somebody or some group.
That’s the trap.
Anti religion, anti morality. Pro science, pro choice, pro pot, pro ethics, progressive. Mathematician. Amateur Astronomer, Animal Lover. Navy Vet.