sorry if it's awkward now. I never wanted that... time will fix that .

quick: someone bore me to death

@jasonberlin shut up California LOL

wow..a vampire just walked by and told me I was lame..

I didn't drink enough tonight LOL
Ohio Players "Love Rollercoaster"  http://youtu.be/aBkVV9xxCHE 

what the FUCK in the middle of the night??? I'm not supposed to be AWAKE.. ugh.

@doubttommy rubber band man is another addictive one lol

@doubttommy LOL!!! Seriously.. it's sexy lol

@doubttommy we dropped the bomb on everyone LOL

Billie Joel and your "in the middle of the night" lyrics. #insomnia

wow! Psycho much??

these are thoughts not laws = twitter.
now deal with it accordingly.

something tells me your TL likes blondes..

if moms got fucked as much as they did in the joke format maybe they wouldn't be killing as many people..

R.E.M. - I'll Take The Rain (Official Video)  http://youtu.be/JlIj6BxUS6E 

my saturday night..
why r my headphones tangled up?
where's the lighter? again
beer exploded
twitter froze
FUCK!!!!!!!!!

REM - Half A World Away + lyrics  http://youtu.be/MLMnpB51vVM 

REM - Endgame  http://youtu.be/h82CuUPCbYk 

I'm not into food tweets.

wait.. are there lesbians??