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for only $5,000 Omaha Steaks will send a horse to your Dads house.
In a text when you misspell or leave out a word you add it below for clarification? I'd like to do that now for my tweets
I'm too poor to send extravagant gifts this year. So I just sent everyone hamburger meat wrapped in tinfoil.
HOPE IT MAKES IN TIME!
This Christmas, buy them those ice trays they always pick up and look at but never buy.
current title of a discussion on amazon:
Hoarding, disorganized, OCD--HELP!
Dear Amazon, why in the hell would I want to look at missed deals? you wanna make me cry?
Stop. That. Tweet!
tweets from yesterday are no longer your responsibility
that tweet is a farce!
that tweet has a criminal record!
someone who @ 's too much is just b@t shit crazy. Yes, I did invent this. Yes you can boo.
For those of us who work Monday - Friday... guess what? We gotta come back tomorrow.
*gets pelted with a million dildos*
when you sit in a chair all day you figure out all sorts of ways to be a professional yogi
I think the point of no return would be a nice place to live.