Patients occupy NHS boardroom meeting after private health firm abandons them: http://t.co/slLH5eGR This is just the start. /via @cunthorse

Magnificent and time-saving RT @martinbelam “What Twitter will look like on the day that Thatcher dies” pic.twitter.com/KZxTEklv0E /via @rhodri

Oh, it is MT @larrymeath
This could have been a defining moment for @uklabour. #workfare

@octoberjones Knew a guy who tried to kick some autumn leaves on a first date and accidentally kicked a frog down a hill.

Who the fuck looked at pedestrian crossings and thought "We just HAVE to get rid of the really visible green man on the opposite side"?

RT @piersmorgan Madonna says she's never heard of me. Anyone want to help her out with a brief description? >> "Mediocre fuckmuppet"

Lovely job by @mrmichaelspicer: new Barclays ad http://t.co/JBvBE1al

One of the finest "News In Briefs" ever http://t.co/oakQJ5LB /via @johnhigginson

Going to tout it again as it's cheered me up immensely: Gideon Defoe's Norman Tebbit's Choose Your Own Gay Adventure  http://writer.inklestudios.com/stories/qdfx 

"So what do we do on this Welsh Assembly team-building day, just go off and do our own thing?" "No, Mr Dai, I expect you to bond!"

"Actually, fuck volunteering" says DWP http://t.co/y9EkbxIM #bigsociety /via @chris_coltrane

.@dochackenbush has discovered the source of the Conservative Party's endless excellent ideas for welfare reform  http://twitpic.com/bs4jtp/full 

I hadn't been remotely bothered about the Jubilee before, but NOW I'm excited: http://t.co/S5aHJOs6 /via @martinsfp

Beautiful work RT @thepoke Guerrillas on the London Underground http://t.co/pJGFQEF1

RT @thepoke There's a problem with Brighton's Christmas lights  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCgV-FnEcGQ …

Congratulations to Sir George Young, the People's Whip. Here's a commemorative postcard from 1990. pic.twitter.com/vooCGXG3

Psst, @dwppressoffice! It's working! RT @bendygirl my friend had to be rescued when mob of 20-30 tried to attack her for being in wheelchair

I love the idea that the outcry over Menezes is why police won't intervene any more. "If we can't execute the innocent, we're not playing."

What the...? RT @dansumption: Daily Telegraph nails it: http://t.co/fCEVTrT - yes, the Daily Telegraph, champion of socialism. /via @rhodri

@glinner Lord James really doesn't do pranks. He is, though, a very odd man, as his speech amply demonstrates.