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1 year ago we had Cash Cab, Raising Hope, and Dirty Jobs

i dont know what yall are doing wrong i can access the #MBV site just fine. lots of slap bass on this a bold new direction for the band

#WhiteHistoryMonth DID YOU KNOW: Mumford and Sons

I hope Google Glass comes in Transitions or else it won't capture its core demo.

i don't how to put this, so i'll just be blunt *wraps self in brown sleeping bag and lights head on fire*

@arr Elizabubba Smarxxx #RappersThatHaveGoneMissing

John Carpenter's Oh Fuck There Is A Bee In The Car

i'm pansexual. i fucked a pan

wait a second... these are SISQO routers *router's top turns into silver and keeps redirecting every url to a GIS for "juicy ass in thong"*

I put my katana away, with a knowing grin that I ended Otaku Prejudice forever. THE END? #NaNoWriMoClosers

Fuck the Celtics. RT if u are down

Barackin' Around The Christmas Tree *sends tree to Gitmo*

#ToMyFutureSon is there cyberweed in the future? how many terabytes of dank is it?

fuck the rays rt if you are down

can libertarian batman escape the dastardly friend zone that catwoman has set up? find out next issue

im proud that the section of twitter im a part of loves ludacris

#hardcorefoodtrucks Minor Treats (sells cupcakes)

THIS is how you do a joke tweet in the wake of tragedy RT @monsantoco: Praying for Boston right now.

ok killer mike do "thatcher" now