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Getting out of bed is a serious issue. I shall sleep on the matter.
I'd write a book titled 'Now That You've Been Dumped By The Love Of Your Life. Chapter 1: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!
Speechless. Speechless. That's how you make me feel. When you gag me, I'm lost for words. And nothing is for real.
God-o-phobia is the beginning of wisdom.
I'd get engaged to a troll. We'd troll our own wedding. We'd both say No to The Question and watch the parents have fits of rage.
Proposes to crush. Gets restraining order. Unlucky Khaled.
As far as I'm concerned, Darth Vader is a devout Muslim woman.
Sequel would be 'How To Get Over Your Ex'. Chapter 1: Impossibru! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!
What doesn't kill you makes you an unsatisfied woman in bed.
Playing Hide and Seek with my imaginary friends can be so hard. They always find me no matter where I hide.
I love you. I will kill you last.