#TweetLike @uberfacts The main cause of death amongst teenagers is Death.

He ended it with love. :'( RT @thegreygenesis: Oh my God pic.twitter.com/kZG1FKHds5

Getting out of bed is a serious issue. I shall sleep on the matter.

Lol. Funny. RT @reine_laglace -------->RT @2ndelawal: THIS IS SHOUTING, this is talking, This Is A Sickness. ThIS cAN't bE exPLaiNed.

In Sasha's case, basin. RT @mhagayr Talking about Nigerian Female Artistes...........save for Omawumi and Tiwa, they all flashes in the pan

As far as I'm concerned, Darth Vader is a devout Muslim woman.

LMFAOOOO! RT @iamsupervillain: "I'm in unilag" - h.. Yes mommy. I'm coming.

A big scream to my favourite blog for the year 2012, The Sarcastic Centre. @sirkastiq @thegreygenesis @terdoh. Gave me reasons to laugh :')

This! QT @mazedamouth: Movies may elicit emotions out of you with the music that's played in the scene. Books do that with just the words.

I love you. I will kill you last.

I can imagine being a stripper and someone tosses a $1 bill at me. I will get down from that pole and beat you! Your forefathers!

Last Christmas he gave me his heart. The very next day, i sold it for cash. This year, to save him from tears, Im asking for £5000.

ROTFL! RT @am_delly: These ones want me to pay 5K for Reunion. Its not by force to see you people o... We shall meet at the feet of Jesus.

Bitch be like: "Go on. Take one. I dare you." RT @k3hinde: The look on the dog's face RT @knewkeed: Who wants one? :D  http://yfrog.com/odrkmxnxj 

Renaissance of the Mind by @joshua_lean http://t.co/oFbeDAen @st_gothica @koyetweet @kuchiiiii @mazedamouth @edgothboy @readjerome @awizii

A long time ago, my motto: Hearts are there to be broken . I've changed. It's no fun...breaking hearts without breaking bodies.

Take the carrot, live in fear of the stick. Take the stick without fear, freak the master out. #occupynigeria

Obedience should come as a result of Love and not Fear.

LOL at Nigerian designers (living in Nigeria!) with their Spring/Summer collection. You mean Rainy/Harmattan collection.

In case you need a chair filler at your ceremonies holla at me. I do weddings, Circumcisions, Court Trials, birthday parties, album launches