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Mary Shelley was 19 when she wrote Frankenstein. I laughed out loud when someone farted in class today.
LAWRENCE IS GETTING A PANDA EXPRESS. These happy tears are SO real.
Lolol @ the announcers just ROASTING that little kid's sign. "Is that Scotch tape?"
Who's got two thumbs and stayed awake in church today? THIS KID.
I really wanna make cupcakes today just so I can be all "wake and bake 420 lol"
I like to think that if my life was a montage, it'd consist of me saying sassy catch phrases. But really it would just be me falling down.
If I hear ONE more person talk about how gay marriage will result in beastiality, I'll flip. Believe what you want, but that makes NO sense.
The least fun KU Alert ever.
Falling Slowly never fails to get me a little teary-eyed.
To the couple freakin' making out in E's: Please save it for the Romantic Evening at the Studio.
People Who Have Front Bangs: 1) Taylor Swift 2) Every single Asian exchange student on this campus 3) Me
My greatest fear is that one day, my children will ask me what sick person would make unsliced bagels and I won't have an answer for them.
I'll be pretending that today is Friday. You are all welcome to join me.