@lilbthebasedgod here it is #girltime #based #tybg pic.twitter.com/XmbSWWK9YQ

Mary Shelley was 19 when she wrote Frankenstein. I laughed out loud when someone farted in class today.

LAWRENCE IS GETTING A PANDA EXPRESS. These happy tears are SO real.

Lolol @ the announcers just ROASTING that little kid's sign. "Is that Scotch tape?"

@kimberlyybrooke, @cwazywhitegurl, and @omg_maddie are the DEFINITION of Bad Girls on Twitter tonight. #madprops #respect

Who's got two thumbs and stayed awake in church today? THIS KID.

I really wanna make cupcakes today just so I can be all "wake and bake 420 lol"

I like to think that if my life was a montage, it'd consist of me saying sassy catch phrases. But really it would just be me falling down.

@hihaley808 @cwazywhitegurl @cashsmoneys I could not love you people any more than I do right now <3 <3 <3

If I hear ONE more person talk about how gay marriage will result in beastiality, I'll flip. Believe what you want, but that makes NO sense.

Saw a guy proudly sporting an Argentinian flag on campus and then promptly realized it was @felixthesexycat. #coolguy

The least fun KU Alert ever.

Falling Slowly never fails to get me a little teary-eyed.

To the couple freakin' making out in E's: Please save it for the Romantic Evening at the Studio.

People Who Have Front Bangs: 1) Taylor Swift 2) Every single Asian exchange student on this campus 3) Me

I just woke up from a bomb nap to find out about Andrew Wiggins. #holla

My greatest fear is that one day, my children will ask me what sick person would make unsliced bagels and I won't have an answer for them.

@cwazywhitegurl has a section on her Tumblr entitled "Nudes". I've raised you well, little one.

Just sitting around refreshing @thecivilwars's twitter feed until I see the good news that was promised today.

I'll be pretending that today is Friday. You are all welcome to join me.