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Forget religion, books, mother nature, whatever. Louis CK puts everything into perspective.
I just registered for my first ever half marathon!!!!
I wish I cared about something as much as some of you guys care about hockey.
How come you're not obsessive like me
I dressed as Spock today and someone asked me if was "Star Trek". Yeah, I'm Star Trek. I'm EVERY Star Trek.
Baking cookies at 11:30 on a Saturday night because I'm marrying myself!
Hide yo' kids, hide yo' WIFI
It would be so great if any male Korean pop star showed up at my house and showed me how to put on eye makeup.
My very good friend pooped out a 9lbs baby girl today. #giantbaby
Oreos are so small so eating a row of them is ok. #fridaynight
Am I sleeping? Never. Am I hungry? Always.
I hate the phrase "lady boner" but new Dark Knight Rises trailer...ok LADY BONER
I hope the exclamation points at the end of my texts and tweets come across as lighthearted and fun, and not intense and psychotic!!!!!!!!!
42 degrees in Toronto? I'm packing for sluttiness.