STOP TAKING PICTURES OF YOUR THERMOMETERS!!!

unc fans that crucify zeller... shut up. the game wouldnt have been close without him.

Memorial Day. Drink beer, remember those who've fought, tweet about America, and hate terrorists. Embrace it guys.

one of the hardest things ever to realize is that you can never control what you mean to someone else.

@mlbjesus please deliver the one they call jorge posada out on the right note. with thy championship so we all may rejoice, hip hip jorge!

Fuck 420 I ain't bout dat lyf

Legendary http://t.co/OZmsPOOr

Just moved all the @gymclassheroes albums to the front in target for promotion http://t.co/lgPQ7wP4

im tired of people bitching about bandwagoning.. theres 2 teams left.. if youre gonna watch, you gotta pull for somebody

Just remember today that even the shittiest of us is still better than any rat bastard piece of shit commie. Happy birthday America.

“@carlbuddin: Couples that match #lolz” @c_schassler @b_spiv2

Every bitch has loved a baseball player at one time #fact

Theres always people you like so much more before you get to know them.

I hate when you can't tell if someone is pregnant or fat :/

i take it back twitter. when the apocalypse comes, @shaunedaniel and @hurricane__joe will survive. the rest of you will die.

Dubstep at the Grammys. 2012 is the year folks. I'm sure of it now.

things change and so do people. the only one that should concern you is yourself. thats the only one you can control.

we never want forever. no one can commit to that. its just that we want now so bad, we'll say anything to keep it.

during the next 3 months, when a girl says, "i just cant find a good guy." she means, "i cant find a guy that wont quit playing MW3."

I love dem niggas @da_dirty_dern @ethanoverethan @jus_jacked_jerr @billyywtf on the real though. Happy 21 to Dern!!