@wezli333's most faved Tweets...
Just saw Rihanna doing a Cover Girl commercial. I wonder if she'll release her own line of concealer.
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Trying to get a pizza home on public transit is kind of like escorting your child past a NAMBLA meeting.
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I don't care how tight you wear that corset, its not going to change the fact that you are morbidly obese.
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When you told me he was a bi-polar bear, I expected erratic mood swings, not to be invited into a three-way with his polar bear wife.
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Not many people remember the 5th Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Basquiat. He was the talentless and grossly overrated one.
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If Kirk Cameron thinks the ease of eating a banana is proof on Intelligent Design, then Pomegranates must be the work of the Devil.
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Jimi Hendrix has been dead almost 40 years and doesn't have a biopic. 8 Mile was released 3 years after the Slim Shady LP. Really?
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I wonder why, if so many western names originate from the Bible, why there aren't more people named "Nebuchadnezzer" around today.
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