Exactly. RT @silvijakrebs: Mental Illness & Criminal Behaviors Are Not The Same Thing  http://goodmenproject.com/good-feed-blog/mental-illness-and-criminal-behaviors-are-not-the-same-thing/ … via @goodmenproject

Rumors of my demise... Probably haven't been circulated.

OMG, you're right! RT @darthronald: I just realized fantasy football is a jocks version of dungon and dragons

RT @drewfromtv: Great cover of Friday by #RebeccaBlack by Crash City http://bit.ly/dFdemn #fb

A Crown Royal truck just crossed my path. That means good luck, right? #fb

RT @jane_bot: People only say, "Everything will be alright." because "You're so fucked." sounds a little harsh.

@themanwife cleans a mean toliet. #manwifeQ

#fb @nasa: #RussianMeteor is largest reported meteor since Tunguska event. Impact was at 3:20:26 UTC. Still being measured More info to come

@robothive able to leap tall build- no, that's not it. Faster than a speedi- no, that's not it either. Able to... Talk. :)

Terrifying stats! RT @oatmeal: How much do cats actually kill? (INFOGRAPHIC) http://t.co/7ByNbCGF

@ladyluckydeluxe I don't know about your laptop, but my phone just took flight.

@ladyluckydeluxe it's what I always wanted!

Ha! RT @robothive: you know that bad guy from silence of the lambs? i could really use his motivation right now! my skin is so dry!

I nominate @disalmanac for a Shorty Award in #humor because... They're an oddly entertaining sort. http://t.co/34y4Dz55

I think I'd gladly vote for a candidate that could put a decisive end to... Those damn Sarah McLaughlin SPCA commercials.

Between my legal woes, & my best friend getting diagnosed recently with cancer, this has been a brutally shitty year. #dooverplease

@disalmanac didn't Ben Franklin write that one?

Provisions! http://plixi.com/p/88186296

@shariv67 but talking like Yoda, you've got that down cold.

Very true. RT @billtannica: I honestly approve of this site. http://godhatesjapan.com/