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I've decided that if I lick it...
I fucking own it...
If your gut is bigger than your ass... your "legging" privileges are revoked!
Stop trying to get shit done... And just do me instead.
I like my kisses down low... Makes me arch my back
I am the first to admit I will follow purely on an Avi... but damn. Some of y'all make me regret that shit.
I like my men like my coffee... Black and in my mouth........ WAIT! I did that wrong. Fuck. I suck at everything
Um... Just FYI...
I am not funny. I tweet song lyrics and quotes from movies. I will even use a fucking hashtag... Eat me
Let's suck together...
'I wanted to feel alive, you know'
Womans excuse on cheating on her husband
and.. guys, I get it.
I caught myself looking at my own boobs as I walked... Can't help it. They bounce.
If a chick says she ain't crazy... you'd better run.
They are the craziest...
Bitch, don't say ehhh to creme cheese... Your ass seems to say you eat everything anyway.
Stop staring.. They are boobs people...
Go munch on a dick bitch.
The things I do to you in my mind... Shhhhh.
guys... I think I lost my "Twitter Rule Book" can someone send me one??
That is a knee slapper
Dude. If you hock your spit in the break room kitchen again I will personally neuter you with a plastic fork...
Bet you didn't know that some nights.. I watch you sleep
You know. My inner thigh makes a perfect pillow...
Ok. Hair in pony tail... naked. Waiting.
$%!@ w/me & I will rip your cunt off! married with 4 kids... I Say Fuck & Cunt & tweet song lyrics Don't like it.. Eat a Dick