no mom I will NOT eat dinner I am pissed off at u. oh that's what we're having?? bring it to my room but I swear to god mom if u look at me

i'd rather be funny than attractive but thank god i'm both

lohanthony wakes up in the morning. he looks at his clock "7:30!?" he rushes to tumblr, realizing how many stealable text posts he's missed

my christmas tree pic.twitter.com/J7jSLAI9

how it feels to chew 5 gum http://t.co/LGEppkzg

school tomorro wcall 911

I like how flies rub their hands together like tiny criminals

I wish it was 2006 again and everything was fergie and nothing hurt

to write the terms and conditions on her arm

glamorous by fergie feat. ludacris plays in the background through my entire life

has science gone too far pic.twitter.com/zy3xSY2srQ

my phone isn't sure if I'm talking about clothing, boys, or food which is a tough decision pic.twitter.com/eWcS841b

Justin bieber caught with weed and he's free, I get caught with a truck full of crystal meth and I get 30 years to life? doesn't make sense

I like my coffee how I like my African Americans. free

pic.twitter.com/5O37jVLe

hey pretty lady, is it your first time in pet smart? pic.twitter.com/RKs3kKdg

RT if u think the movie Cadet Kelly should have won an Oscar

joseph gordon-levitt more like joseph go down on me

i thought someone was trying to break into my house so I yelled "is someone breaking into my house" and they said no so I'm going to bed

kim kardashian can't handle losing a diamond earring in the ocean imagine what she'll do with a crying baby