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I'm going outside to feed the Mosquitos
Just a #Fuckoff to all my lovely haters and stalkers reading my stream(if this does not apply to you, carry on and cherio ;-))
Don't sleep with the director. It's the producer who has all the power
Your Friends will read your tweets now and then. Your haters will read every tweet every day
When I grow young, I wanna be an adult, make a fake account and play Twitter
The golf ball is white. Sometimes pink. Yellow too. Orange you glad you didn't loose yours!
Surfer.I expect the unexpected,will never ask someone to do something I am not prepared to do myself.I'll ride it till' the wheels fall off