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I'm going outside to feed the Mosquitos
Just a #Fuckoff to all my lovely haters and stalkers reading my stream(if this does not apply to you, carry on and cherio ;-))
Don't sleep with the director. It's the producer who has all the power
Your Friends will read your tweets now and then. Your haters will read every tweet every day
When I grow young, I wanna be an adult, make a fake account and play Twitter
The golf ball is white. Sometimes pink. Yellow too. Orange you glad you didn't loose yours!
I'm fine in the fire. I feed on the friction. I'm right were I should be so don't try and fix me
If I want any lip from you, I'll whipe it off my zipper. #suckitbitches
Do to the overwhelming call volume to 321-345-SURF many are reporting being directed to voice mail. Sorry keep trying ;-)
Do I here 20? 30 in the corner! I got 75 in the front, thank you! 300 to the sand nigger with the back pack! Highest bid! #buyingfolliwers
Surfer.I expect the unexpected,will never ask someone to do something I am not prepared to do myself.I'll ride the mother Fucker till' the wheels fall off