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STEVEN SPIELBERG PRESENTS: JEFF GOLDBLUM RECLINING, CHEST RESPLENDENT, IN 3D
I'd like to thank all of the men who are explaining how comedy works. You're really changing minds and lives by addressing the real problem.
I cooked a recipe from Goop and it turned out delicious so I guess now I'm married to Coldplay let me introduce our children Kale and Jesus
LIVEJOURNAL FEELINGS IN A TUMBLOG WORLD
I guess my main life philosophy is "surround yourself with magical weirdos."
Hey, let's deal with our outrage over injustice by pointing out how fat people are stupid! Haha, fatties, being so fat and stupid.
Got up late; did I miss the Self-Righteous White Dudes Explain Satire party? I need someone to tell me how I should feel about "jokes!"
THIS ENORMOUS ICED COFFEE JUST REMINDED ME THAT I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND WE ARE ALL POWERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL AND ALSO UNICORNS ARE REAL!!!!!
And we stuntin like goosey goosey pony pony chicken chicken llama, basic farmers raise that shit so we don't even botha
- Kountry Kreashawn
Fuck Coach Taylor
Marry Coach Taylor
Kill anyone who tries to come between you and Coach Taylor
hey clothing manufacturers if i wear boyfriend jeans and a boyfriend tee do i automatically get two boyfriends or how does this work
Ok I live in Portland now.
So many of my friends have linked to Hyperbole and a Half today. I’m both sorry & grateful we can all share our experiences with depression.
So dumb how my car tape player doesn't dispense little grilled cheeses.
You know, cassandwiches.
Made with Kraft Cassingles.
Hey plus-size clothing manufacturers: cool it on the ass sequins. My booty sparkles from within.
Dogs don't "get" daylight savings. They're all, Dinner please, and I'm all, It's too early!, and they're all, you BETTER not tweet this shit
I’m in Scotland. YOUR MOVE, MCGREGOR.