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I can't believe I'm living long enough to see a possible come back song from Shaggy.
10: Is he a virgin?
10: You know, doesn't eat meat.
No Twitter crushing on me if you live within 500 miles of me. I don't make the rules kids.
TV remotes are hard ):
Cornhole champion bitches. Always.
Glad I got called into Dr. for an earlier appointment only to have to wait until it was my regular appointment time anyway. Drs. are dumb.
People who don't give up no matter how many times you say no can sometimes make me cave. Ugh.
If you need to know the speed limit every five minutes, drive with my mom as your passenger.
It's worse when they don't notice you gave up.
Can't. I'm still holding out hope for Adam Levine.
Him: Twitter is stupid.
Me: We need a break.
Are we still doing the subtweeting thing on here? Cause if we are then I need to remind someone they're still an asshole.
How about some OFF bitch! - Me to the mosquito I just killed.
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