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If I had to use one word to describe you it would be useless. If I had to use two, they'd be fucking useless.
I'll greet you with a smile first thing in the morning. Until you ruin my day. Then I'll greet you with two middle fingers.
Cheap is NOT a fucking turn on people!
Today's a listen to loud music and drown out everyone around you kinda day.
I need a Xanax for when I hear my kids in the kitchen doing stuff.
Bitch I wasn't put on this earth just to like your IG selfies.
I'm too exhausted to even look at your workout photos. Never mind be motivated by them.
Victoria on the FB just ordered her Giants football sequined snow boots you guys.
Victoria's gonna look like an idiot.
WHY DO ALL OF THE HOUSEWIVES OF AUSTRALIA LOOK LIKE AND SOUND LIKE TRANSVESTITES!?? WHY?!!
Time to start listening to music and clean.
Just kidding. I'm only gonna listen to music.
You should probably stop being yourself.
Weekend twitter isn't that bad y'all. I might not be receiving stars or rts but I'm giving them.
DON'T save the drama for your mama. I'm a mama and we don't want to hear that shit either.
Why buy maracas when I can make them out of a plastic egg, rice and two plastic spoons?
Most of my day is spent deleting apps my kids downloaded to my phone.
It is what it is ~ Me looking in a mirror
Is it wrong to hope some people drown in their bucket of ice?
Welcome to NJ. NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE.