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I looked up your penile pain for you and you either have herpes, genital warts or you're going to die.
Sorry your girlfriend looks like a dude, TOM.
Just had time to follow people back from about a week ago so if you jumped ship too early well then, you probably made the right choice.
I'm just a girl standing in the middle of the hardware store
Asking what the fuck is that?
Oops - typo. Had to fix. Bastards.
Calm the fuck down people who can't do anything until they have their coffee. Calm the fuck down.
KICKING ASS in this Go Fish game.
Do not watch youporn then get in your car and turn on the Bluetooth. THAT.IS.ALL
Mom: For some reason little boys never like to keep their clothes on.
Me: Neither do grown men, mom.
The zombie Apocalypse is just really people on Heroin.
Masturbation is spelled with a U. Not an E people. Trust me. I know.
Woke up with a bloody nose this morning. But it's really just God's way of telling me I should eat a lot of carbs.
I can tell when you really aren't paying attention. BOZO
How much for the cell phone?
Ma'am that's someone's soul.