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Dear white girls, please leave the purple lipstick wearing to the black girls. You look insane.
I just called my neighbor a firecracker and so now I wait for my AARP card to come.
U can get pancreatic cancer from living where there's very little sun. U can get skin cancer from living where there's sun. Where do we go?
Your eyebrows are uneven. But that's none of my business though.
I feel like If you've met one Ohio man, you've really met them all.
We should be able to make onion dip without having to use sour cream when you have none available.
Pretty sure the universe is telling me to change everything about my life. It's just gonna take some time.
I don't get Bruce Jenner. But then again I don't get the rest of the Kardashian girls either.
My 13 year old mumbles under her breath like its her job.
My clothing iron is a dryer.
You can take your Christmas wreath down now.
Are you sure you aren't a dude?
I was JUST talking about the sex part of this article yesterday. http://elitedaily.com/life/culture/dont-be-lady-be-real/975201/ …
I love men doing stuff for me. So....fuck your feminism.
If the father has custody of the kids, that's all I need to know about the mother.
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