Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
It puts the Favstar link in its bio or it gets the hose again.
Pretty sure hummus is only healthy if I don't eat the whole fucking container.
Keep my leg warmers on while you do me - 80's sext
Can't believe I'm best friends with someone who dresses their dog. *sigh*
I hope God counts showing my boobies on IG as a random act of kindness.
Never in a million years would I have ever thought I'd be answering , "waiting for my cigarette to charge" when asked what I'm doing.
Distance isn't the reason you can't have me. It's more cause you're an asshole.
I do it all for the Twitter. Just kidding.
I still do it all for the nookie.
In the middle of sexting, phone dies. Shrugs shoulders. Goes on twitter.
God I'm an asshole.
I like fat fingers. But only when they're inside me.
"Can you base a relationship just on sex?"
Yes, yes you can.
Some day my ship will come. With a few holes and no engine. IG: nejg