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Fuck your sense of humor and how hot you are when you're sticking a needle in my toe.
Dear Men: Either you can fix it yourself or you can afford to pay someone to fix it. There is no fucking in-between.
Alright, who's the shining star that decided it'd be a brilliant idea to put Chinese men in pornos?
Thank you @jackieluvsuk for the cup. I play air drums to a lot of songs. Yesterday it was Laura Branigan. xoxo
@smashashsmash So glad u are ok!! If you need anything, please. Oklahoma took great care of us during superstorm Sandy. We don't forget. Xox
@dixinormus10 Haha!!! I had to catch up. Didn't think I was that far behind. I'm the worst stalker EVER! I'll make you love flowers. ;)
It's like people don't even appreciate the treasures you can find in a dollar store.
Me to male Spanish Co-Worker: What's up shorty?
CW: No, No, a male is the boo. A female is the shorty.
Me: I'm so white.
CW: Extra white
I'm over here *working all diligently and shit and my co-worker is looking up bugs on the internet. The fuck?
*tweeting
@rikpayne Geez you're awfully technologically awesome! Haha. You're welcome. Thank you for being funny.
If you're going to make fun of Rihanna, at least spell her name correctly. Assholes.
Me to 8: Why did you hit your sister?
8: I wanted to see if she's a wussy. She is and a tattletale.
@girlnamedwilson DO NOT EVEN ATTEMPT THIS! It's more addicting than actually candy.
@stagnant_heart hahaha. She's tough. I don't know If I'll survive for 8 to to turn 11. Fuck, man.
Some day my ship will come. With a few holes and no engine.
