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I will marry the first person who buys me a selfie stick. It'll be torture for you but I'll have my selfie stick.
Sometimes when people on IG tag me in a stop drop and selfie I just don't want to do it.
Just kidding. I take like 50 a day. It's cool.
I feel like us parents could do a much better job than our kids at picking out their spouses.
When they treat your girlfriend's friends better than their girlfriend.
Do men think texting their girlfriend sporadically throughout the day takes away their manhood somehow?
None of the people on the show Southern Charm actually have any charm.
My mom throwing out my handmade John Stamos scrapbook album I had in 8th grade is why I have trust issues.
Pretty sure I love my Xanax the most.
Ya, I'm not painting old tires and using them as a coffee table in my backyard Pinterest but thanks for the tip.
Life is better at 85 degrees.
Playing the game Operation taught me I probably wouldn't have made a great surgeon.
I'll be dead before the Price is Right.
I'm about to spank your TL boy.
I'm always 5 minutes away. Even if I'm 30.
Thanks Bluetooth for always ringing an ex instead of who I'm trying to call. You should go have lunch with your best friend, autocorrect.
I wish my mom knew how to text as well as she knows how to tell me to live my life.
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