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I'm more apt to answer my back door.
Him: Maybe you can try taking a break from Instagram for 30 days.
You can plant your seeds in my flower bed.
Glamorous I am not.
It's not easy being pleasy.
But on a platter.
When Batman's on you shut the fuck up.
EL OH FUCKING EL MEN WHO SHAVE THEIR LEGS.
Sometimes I know it's bad grammar but it's part of the fucking tweet and meant to be that way. Okay? Fuckasses.
If I put on a strap-on can I use the men's room instead?
Is it possible to be brainwashed into sex? Cause I think that's happened to me a few times.