Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Wish I had something nice to look at when I run.
Just kidding. I have the Atlantic Ocean.
Sucks when the dog's getting laid more than you.
"If you force a shut down your work will be lost" haha. Jokes on you. I didn't do any work today.
I'll show my boobs if it's going to get me what I want.
Teens turn nice mommies into nasty bitches.
Sorry. I don't feel like explaining shit tonight.
I think about you every time I need to pee.
Guys a fucking mess in front of me in the Starbucks line. Guess what he's scrolling through? His Twitter.
SO much pressure to perform
in this Zynga Poker room.
Wore a dress today. So far it's going ok.
If I go big I'm NOT going home. That's what's for sure.
This fly in my house thinks he pays the mortgage.
A girl yesterday told me I look 20. She's special ed, but I'll just ignore that part.