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Slept all day so basically I'm fucked now.
Not one fuck given I guess.
Middle aged Italian men and black people. Those are the people who buy Cadillac cars.
Another Eli. That only means good luck for us. :)
I could really use a Xanax. Sick to my stomach. Shot.
Men are the BIGGEST babies when rejected!
I confuse myself.
Makeup isn't gonna help the ugliness in your soul sweetie. Might want to try something else.
I'm assuming coachella is an island where hipsters spend a few days.
It's like a piece of my soul dies when a kid asks, who's Madonna?
Friend: I tried to jerk off to 2 girls going down on a dude but it didn't work out. I ended up being jealous so I watched terminator instead
I think you guys are taking what you can use avocados for way too far.
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