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Sext: STOP TEXTING ME SO I CAN MASTURBATE.
<<<This girl loves 80's music.
And your dad.
Just proving people wrong one Google search at a time.
I don't give a shit how injured you are. You fall in front of me and I'm laughing.
*turns on N.W.A in car*
*Immediately turns to daughters friend
"Don't tell your mom I played this"
No need to worry about my daughter until she doesn't post a selfie.
God I hate know it alls. UGH
Just the fact that playgirl doesn't do as well as playboy, should tell you all you need to know about the difference between men and women.
The old you was better.
If I've learned anything in life, it's that rich middle aged women love to play golf.
I love when I get ready too early.
Listen, if no one wanted to see my muffin top then they wouldn't make bathing suits with side cut outs. Ok asshole.
One day I also hope to be white enough to have individual lights shining on all of my wall hangings.
LOVE LOVE LOVE FUCKING SILENCE.
The don't judge challenge is just another way of teenage girls letting you know how vain they are.
Sorry you can't ignore how pretty I am. ):
Sometimes you just have to ignore your teenage daughter's texts.
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