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I'm sorry. Worrying about people who don't worry about me ceased yesterday. Sorry you missed it. Fuck off though.
By the time it took you to figure out the automatic door was broken you could have opened the manual one and already had a cup of Joe. Lazy.
Follow me on IG and catch a glimpse of what I do in RL. *posts photo of tampon box*
Fuck those starving kids in Africa. I couldn't remember if I already had a tampon in after putting in another one. Much worse!
Double tap my vagina. Assholes.
Only people on twitter would take advice from a fucking rock Avi.
I don't understand your Cadbury creme egg obsessions.
If you wear a shirt, or hat or anything with a team emblem everyone has the right to comment on it.
You know your daughter's an asshole when she sets an alarm on vacation.
But if you don't spell your kids name like everyone else does how will he ever have any personalized items from gift shops? Think people!
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WALK TO A VENDING MACHINE FOR GUM AND SEE A CANDY BAR STARING DIRECTLY AT YOU ? Omg I think I'm pms'ing.
Who in the fuck gave Arsenio Hall another shot at a talk show?!
I wish you all knew how much I love myself.
Is Liza Minnelli on meth?
Keep your fucking clamps far away from my tits or vagina or anywhere near my body or I'll take you out. Fucking weirdos.