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If the weather today was a girl, I'd date the crap outa her. Maybe get married. Have a few kids.
I don't see any bowls. This game is so misleading.
I hope Tim Tebow wins the Super Bowl!
girls: explain yourselves with the whole sparkly butt-pockets on jeans.
If I were in an 80s metal band, I would want it named Count Zackula. 90% falsettos. 10% mullets. 100% deadly unicorn album art. #gettinglate
Never do I feel more judged than in the presence of overly tan girls...probably just jealous of my blisteringly white, light reflective body
"I'm going to dim the lights. No making out." - Dr. Villa
"A kiss without a beard is like an egg without salt." - Dutch proverb
Want your mind to be blown? Nicolas Cage won an Academy Award for Best Actor in 1995.
Sandra's Bullocks. You know what those are? Bullocks are castrated cattle. I don't know where I'm going this.
I bet graduating Jewish kids walk down the aisle to 'Pomp & Circumcision.'
Any person who sings the "Christmas Shoes" song gets their halls decked. Or their bells slain. What I mean is, I'll hurt you.
Finger-painted & hung up Christmas lights tonight. I have no idea what is happening.
I totally went planking on my bed last night for a couple hours. I can see what the craze is about.
Commas matter: "You win this round, young padawan" & "You win this round young padawan."
Toniiiiight, we are Jung / so let's set our collective unconscious on fire
Made it back to Texas. Arkansas is jealous. She plots revenge. LOVE WILL TEAR US ALL APART.
XANGA. NEVER FORGET.