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CNN projects: Tyrann Mathieu to move to Colorado.
Are you from Iraq? Because I wanna see you Baghdad ass up.
I just spilled an entire basket of curly fries on a customer.
I'm guessing this attic is like Narnia.
#ThinnestSportsBooks "Counting in Spanish" by Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Instagram.
I swear I’ve never seen so many gingers around town before. We get a cloudy day and it’s like somebody let them loose.
It’s good to see that Jennifer Hudson can sing other songs that aren’t about weight loss.
I won’t be satisfied until Jacobs is gone. He has run Auburn athletics into the ground.
When Rihanna talks about finding “love in a hopeless place”, I assume she’s talking about the back of Skybar.
People who make Ted/Wonka/Fat Amy/Will Ferrell accounts are the worst kind of people.
#ThinnestSportsBooks "Dog Care" by Michael Vick. #DropsMic
Clint Moseley just came in to eat. I would make a passing joke about about him but I think it would be over y’alls heads.
Barner, Cubbie, brunch enthusiast, not your average gay best friend. It's fine, my mom thinks I'm funny.