Every time I watch Aplon he impresses me. Class. #WARvSTO

It was a sad day when free love went viral.

@4thwiseman @hoerboer @lukesince88 @milfonator @underthetablect @pinkdrinkplease Rally the troops boys. Team Kraken is on for CT Tens 2014!

“@lv_sports: Nobody is going to put a limit on what I'm doing. -Michael Phelps” except Chad le Clos.

“@mudlmag: Think we have a winner!

@juicyjemma #MUDLmagshoot http://t.co/UgxyR8Gj”

I love my job.

My dog just pissed on someone's leg at the park.

You can't teach that.

The upside of being bloody useless is that I found my credit card before I got around to cancelling it.

Score for procrastination.

Would the speech in Braveheart have been less stirring if the movie had been called The Adventures of Willy Wally & Friends? Who's to say...

“@godlessatheist: RT @arrogantassishe: I Don't Have Enough Faith To Be A Atheist. <==You misspelled intelligence.” Or courage

@honorikendall "I'm bringing sexy Bach" - Bach's girlfriend

@theponce @mrozatheist If a negative outcome to the surgery can't discredit prayer then a positive outcome can't support it.

"We could, um, add another blade?"

"........ Ok fuck it, let's go with that. We've got nothing else."

- the Gillette innovations dept

The Crusaders tighthead, Nepo Laulala, sounds like two Teletubbies.

“@lizetagge: Dear Men,

You're not all Rock Stars, so don't think you can play women like a guitar...”

How about a fiddle? #doubleentendre

“@cemb_forum: #BBCTBQ Women are "Separate but Equal" - straight out of George Orwell's 'Animal Farm'” or South Africa's apartheid.

The importance of punctuation:

Iron Maiden = band
Iron, maiden! = instruction

“@rob_blogging: "@niznoz02 “@jackdevero: My iPhone keeps on going to 'No Service'... Its BEEN doing this!”" Is the phone government issue?

I you had a pair of tiny little popguns you wouldn't parade them around, would you?

So please, buy a shirt with sleeves.

@thibaultlloyd @sckeptical @gspellchecker Wow, you know the inner thoughts of a large demographic. You must be god! Hey everyone, found Him!

@mkps001 Reasons:
1) Force is kak.
2) Kings playing on adrenaline.
3) Kings have imports from other unions (Sykes, Katrikilus, Straus etc)