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I try to be kind to everyone because I know each person is fighting a hard battle.
I need a drink...
Beer pong bitches!!!
Too busy being a coke fiend to be a father your sons childhood then make up with him & try to take advantage. Fuck you & your Bitch.
Legit parenting: my daughter just said "oh I do know how to drive already cause I play grand theft auto"
I'm on my third piece of gum today, so yes I understand grownup responsibility.
I'm sober now
Haha pizza & beer. I'm drunk. Don't tell.
If you're drunk at Dave & Busters & your idiot bf let's you in the ladies room unattended Can you sue for dropping your phone in the toilet?
Asking for a drunk friend* you know the drill.
If you're drunk at Dave & Busters & your idiot bf let's you in the ladies room unattended. Can you sue for dropping your phone in the to ...
That's funny shit right there.
Fuck I'm drunk at Dave & Busters. Who's Designated driver?!
I like that.
Oh snap Tweeps I'm drunk I have to pee every five minutes because I drank all my wine plus all the beer in beer pong now what?
Shit when I'm drunk I'm chatty
Oh shit no designated driver who is gonna come pick me up? I'm seriously fucked up Tweeps
Fuck when I lose at beer pong I get really drunk....who knew?
Single mom of two great teenagers, music enthusiast, believe in learn or die & true love had my heart broken but I just keep goin' life is too short not to.