RT @domenica_16: RT @ugglyzorra: Una prueba mas de que las belieber son unas pendejas... http://t.co/zIx2ev21

#ff Top dudes @antbaker @adamunderscore @calumreid1 @carneymichael @danish_tanline @goatofrocketh @jairedman @jonronson @krismyco @rais_91

@funnyfacts I love weed but come on, nobody got stoned and fell down the stairs this year? On the planet Earth?

Check out Alfie's cover of 'Two Weeks' by Grizzly Bear Two Weeks - Grizzly Bear cover http://t.co/kTM32zBu on #SoundCloud

@serafinowicz Have you watched any of Dark Souls with James on youtube? funny, and you see the game (and the Mimics!!!) thru fresh eyes.

We're doing a gig at High Road House in Chiswick, Thursday 29th March. Gonna be a good 'un!

Check out Joe's incredible illo for the show. A limited run of quality prints will be for sale on the night. Be there. http://t.co/DUjaDovW

#ff @quirkyjay @toraarnold @antbaker @phabulous_phunk @enhughesiasm @goatofrocketh @danish_tanline @ladyeashington Thanks guys x

The muscleman in the VistaPrint ad on More4 just now was in a student film I wrote. His junk fell out of his shorts during filming.

If you like your riffs and beards and growling to also be clever and original, check out @redfang

Guy in front of me on the train is waaaay better-looking than me, but eating pepperami and reading dan brown so I win.

#ff top gals @quirkyjay @chrissie_s @c2harrison @fnyff @ladyeashington @missiemelt @nowincolour @mllyssa @taperjeanladyk @sammybraddy

@alecbaldwin I've calculated the precise comedy value of 30 Rock and have found that I actually owe you $31.67

This urge to punch Glen Beck is doing me no good in England. Stupid internet. THE TEA PARTY HAS SUMMER CAMPS TOO

I think sitting on it was a reasonable course of action. The chair violated the unspoken man/chair contract when it fell apart.

@omarraza Finished listening to FMB & immediately saw ad for Two Pints. Was like stepping out of Rolls Royce directly into dog tod.

HE DID THE CATCHPHRASE WITHOUT PROMPTING!!! It's an intricate, uncynical treat that show.

I don't get Twitter - why did it take me 7 hours to find out Omar Raza kindly replied to my tweet???

New track - 'Lammergeyer' Available Now! http://whiskeyandthewilsons.bandcamp.com/track/lammergeyer