Whitey's Auto Repair, Veteran owned and operated since 1965. pic.twitter.com/3AE88wEo

#myaznow http://t.co/6QOeuy10

@nobodys_darlin @manicsocratic white people smell like Axe and shame, dummy. Wait...

@manicsocratic I'll be disappointed with anything less than 50 wings, no pressure or anything. @hibrie @noellephx #smaWingFest

@living2laff my mom is great for that. We have those chats all the time. #mamasboy @justchrisbyrd

@justchrisbyrd hahahaha. Now I wanna watch that movie. Big Perm, I mean, Big Worm.

@joanofsnark9 the Fits are cute. ; ) @truebritt

@truebritt I like Hondas better.

I'm at Glamis Sand Dunes (Glamis, CA)  http://4sq.com/15CRj1u 

If you have tickets to a spring training game at Scottsdale Stadium AND need an oil change, drop your car off here. We'll even drop you off.

@thatrodneyguy you are a terrible human being.

RIP Gen. Schwarzkopf. Such an honor to fight under your command.

@manicsocratic they would even be more impressed if they saw, you know...

So @vh1classic declares 11/11 National Metal Day? I'm not even mad, I'm impressed... That they're still around. #VeteransDay

I guess @phoenixmda found out that I'm a giant sucker for kids. Please help me raise bail #mdalockup so I can help some wonderful kids.

@thatrodneyguy @vilkata http://t.co/vK4xUPA0

Gimme the foie and no one gets hurt. (@ POSH Restaurant) http://t.co/4cLioAT6

@manicsocratic now I'm glad I didn't bring you back a pint six of Imperial Stout from San Diego. That was just mean. @trulyches @youriphx

@justchrisbyrd @quigonjinn *takes a pee in the radiator*

@justchrisbyrd hey broseph, have you been to halo halo kitchen? Please tell me you have AND partook in the awesome karaoke. *shudders*