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Say what you will about the next generation, but their thumbs will be the strongest ever.
I've sent myself to my room. The kids have won this round.
If you're tired and you know it go to sleep.
Doors close. Windows open. Life is so drafty.
When life gives you lemons, go on Twitter and be bitter about it.
The irony of National Taco Day is it's the only day this week I haven't had tacos.
To err is human. To fail is whale.
Instead of selling fear to the frightened it would be cool if Fox News started reporting news. Or stuff on foxes.
I hate that moment when you know you're doing it wrong and still can't stop yourself. #parentingfail
The neighbors are having and party and pot smoke is drifting through our open windows. In other news, these chips are freaking incredible.
I have seen two different people with their dogs in strollers & I didn't punch either one of them.
We're going out for our anniversary. No plans so far, but I'm leaning towards Target without the kids.
Men, tomorrow begins prostate savings time. Remember to set your faces back 20 years. #movember
Over at @goodmenproject I'm waxing the world of broke parenting (not its back) - http://goodmenproject.com/families/parenting-on-a-budget-or-lack-thereof/ …
I am very concerned/apathetic re: the lack/abundance of attention that the Internet gives me & how it makes me feel validated/worthless.
I'm so tired I could eat a metaphor.
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