@doctorwho_bbca Silence at school? Who would have thunk it? #ImpossibleAstronautDay pic.twitter.com/Ib9dktoPKn

Say what you will about the next generation, but their thumbs will be the strongest ever.

I've sent myself to my room. The kids have won this round.

If you're tired and you know it go to sleep.

Doors close. Windows open. Life is so drafty.

@dudeofthehouse @howtobeadad @8bitdads @lifeofdadshow You guys are now famous. You're welcome: http://t.co/NRLZcCz4 via @babbledads

When life gives you lemons, go on Twitter and be bitter about it.

The irony of National Taco Day is it's the only day this week I haven't had tacos.

To err is human. To fail is whale.

I wore my @blackravenbrew tee into a store & the cashier said, "The drummer from Def Leppard was just here wearing the same shirt." #random

Instead of selling fear to the frightened it would be cool if Fox News started reporting news. Or stuff on foxes.

I hate that moment when you know you're doing it wrong and still can't stop yourself. #parentingfail

The neighbors are having and party and pot smoke is drifting through our open windows. In other news, these chips are freaking incredible.

I have seen two different people with their dogs in strollers & I didn't punch either one of them.

Time is running out! LEGO Dino T-Rex Hunter Giveaway! http://t.co/MRqwxpxh via @babbleeditors

We're going out for our anniversary. No plans so far, but I'm leaning towards Target without the kids.

Men, tomorrow begins prostate savings time. Remember to set your faces back 20 years. #movember

Over at @goodmenproject I'm waxing the world of broke parenting (not its back) -  http://goodmenproject.com/families/parenting-on-a-budget-or-lack-thereof/ …

I am very concerned/apathetic re: the lack/abundance of attention that the Internet gives me & how it makes me feel validated/worthless.

I'm so tired I could eat a metaphor.