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My ass has carpet burn from all the dude's laps that I grinded on last night.
Why don't black guys ever eat my pussy? Same reason they never tip at the restaurant?
My lucky anal beads are hanging from your rear-view mirror.
My taint is green.
Just got hired to shoot a porno. It's going to be called, "No Cunt for Old Men."
I love that just because I lick some vaginas, I'm still not considered "Gay" just "fun"
I heart meth