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  • whyiminsane
      Andrew @whyiminsane

    Cum is just more lube for round two, & 3...& 4

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    TheJennaBee
  • whyiminsane
      Andrew @whyiminsane

    You are awesome @thejennabee. You articulate your anger & frustration in a way I can only wish to! I just end up yelling FUCK!
    Great blog 2!

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    TheJennaBee
  • whyiminsane
      Andrew @whyiminsane

    Just stop, it's not really "bacon" people. Its code for smokin dope "bacon in the morn" "bacon with sex" "bakin" get it?

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    Sheila_Mac420arrrghbrianna
  • whyiminsane
      Andrew @whyiminsane

    I don't know, I can't put my finger on it... There is just something I love about a lesbian's breath.

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    Sheila_Mac420arrrghbrianna
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    arrrghbrianna
  • whyiminsane
      Andrew @whyiminsane

    Some of you are pretty witty...

    You know...

    For a bunch of whores, addicts, alcoholics & stalkers.

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    Sheila_Mac420
    • 1
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    justbriand
  • whyiminsane
      Andrew @whyiminsane

    Ever squat naked over a hand mirror just to see what your asshole looks like when you fart? No? Just me then? I knew I was special!

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    Sheila_Mac420ScreaminMomX2
  • whyiminsane
      Andrew @whyiminsane

    As I walk through the house I hear this from the tv...

    "Kids, Uncle Phil says, wear a condom"

    WTF is Dr Phil doing shows on these days?

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    Sheila_Mac420TheTennisPhenomScreaminMomX2
  • whyiminsane
      Andrew @whyiminsane

    I steal your tweets & post them as MY original statuses on Facebook... I have very few followers here, but I am a GOD on Facebook! Hahaha!

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    Sheila_Mac420TheTennisPhenommindstorm77
  • whyiminsane
      Andrew @whyiminsane

    I cried the day I realized I was a wheel watcher. Now I'm dead inside.

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    Sheila_Mac420TheTennisPhenomEvilSchwartzieSardonicAnthonybyronblurb
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    byronblurb
  • whyiminsane
      Andrew @whyiminsane

    9mm Taurus... Because sometimes people need to be aborted after they turn 25. (that is the 103rd trimester for those counting)

    • 1
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    MissVodka_ka_ka
  • whyiminsane
      Andrew @whyiminsane

    I have to show ID and sign twice to get Sudafed, but the same fucking Walmart lets me buy 900 rounds of 9mm ammo without showing ID WTF?

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    TheTennisPhenom_correctomundo
  • whyiminsane
      Andrew @whyiminsane

    A reason 2 hate Monday... This one starts my 2 a days for lifting & P90X... Just in case you wanted to know my pain threshold for dating

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    Sheila_Mac420TheTennisPhenomCseashellsStellaRtwotClare_innitSCbchbumMissVodka_ka_ka
  • whyiminsane
      Andrew @whyiminsane

    Wife: your dick tastes like guava
    Me: I didnt have any soap in the shower so I used your shampoo...
    Hey where you going?
    Come back & finish!

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    Jazzzzzmina

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