Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Cum is just more lube for round two, & 3...& 4
Just stop, it's not really "bacon" people. Its code for smokin dope "bacon in the morn" "bacon with sex" "bakin" get it?
I don't know, I can't put my finger on it... There is just something I love about a lesbian's breath.
Some of you are pretty witty...
For a bunch of whores, addicts, alcoholics & stalkers.
Ever squat naked over a hand mirror just to see what your asshole looks like when you fart? No? Just me then? I knew I was special!
As I walk through the house I hear this from the tv...
"Kids, Uncle Phil says, wear a condom"
WTF is Dr Phil doing shows on these days?
I steal your tweets & post them as MY original statuses on Facebook... I have very few followers here, but I am a GOD on Facebook! Hahaha!
I cried the day I realized I was a wheel watcher. Now I'm dead inside.
9mm Taurus... Because sometimes people need to be aborted after they turn 25. (that is the 103rd trimester for those counting)
I have to show ID and sign twice to get Sudafed, but the same fucking Walmart lets me buy 900 rounds of 9mm ammo without showing ID WTF?
A reason 2 hate Monday... This one starts my 2 a days for lifting & P90X... Just in case you wanted to know my pain threshold for dating
Wife: your dick tastes like guava
Me: I didnt have any soap in the shower so I used your shampoo...
Hey where you going?
Come back & finish!
I live in my own reality, I used to call it earth, but sadly, the earth as I knew it has been taken over by the daft.