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Fabreeze "Brazilian Carnivale" scent. Just in case the smell of pet odor, smoke, or urine isn't stinky enough for you.
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Most of the people at the gym on Sunday mornings are pretty hot. I think the ugly people are all at church.
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If there's one thing Twitter has taught me about myself, it is that I'm incapable of being funny when I'm sad. Hoping happy comes back soon.
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Money saving tips: You can turn your heat down to 60 if you have 2 dogs sleeping on top of you. If they are farting, you don't need food.
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Let's get married on Feb. 14 so when we get divorced, Valentine's Day will be ruined for all our future relationships. http://tiny.cc/IFYLK
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If a store has the word "Super" in its name, there is a 100% chance that I hate it and everyone in it.
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Apparently ugly and retarded people prefer the grocery stores where you bag your own groceries. On the upside, I'm the prettiest one here.
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If the woman in this Hallmark store is buying you a card for your 40th birthday, you have one of the most annoying fucking friends on earth.
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6 more weeks of winter or 6 more weeks until March 21. And yet America continues to fixate on the momentary behavior of a rodent.
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When visiting any building with the word "County" in its name, its a wise idea not to touch any surfaces. Or inhale.
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"Mom, I'm homesick...come pick me up from school" is just another way of saying "Mom, you just spent $200". I'm a sucker.
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The new road is open. Its nice but the destruction of the earth to build it makes me feel sad and empty. LOL JK - I FUCKING LOVE IT!
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If you are a terrorist on my flight, be warned I've had a shitty week and need an outlet for rage. And, I'm a strong girl who will kill you.
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