Seriously just pee'd a little...lol RT @pattonoswalt This is why The Rapture won't happen. http://t.co/2uZnkYn

@marshacollier Bruce Lee's letter from 1969 is inspiring. Especially since he wrote it at his lowest in his career. pic.twitter.com/ouor0fYBg2

Dear companies. Please, please, please invest in a vectored version of your logo. It keeps you from looking bad when you sponsor events.

@joekawano are you looking for an answer or was the rhetorical?#amwriting #writetip

So @throwboy & I are working on a documentary about
DailyBooth & We want your stories. Send them to dailyboothmovie@gmail.com & PLS RT

RT @brianyoung: I'm sure Richard Mourdock takes comfort in the fact that God intended for him to lose.

Word #debates rt @pattonoswalt: Mitt. Has Not Once. Said What. He Will Do. To Fix. Fucking. ANYTHING. Not once. #debate

"Be honest. Act honestly. Act as if it could be on the front page of the news in the morning." @beckymccray #140conf12

:( Rt @gramilano: Sweet transvestite struck down: Tim Curry, 67, recovering at LA home after suffering major stroke  http://feedly.com/k/123RuEG 

Ok Grover and @sesamestreet are making my day!! #MonsterAtTheEndOfThisTweet

Dear #Ravens, you have an 8 point lead and less than one quarter to make it to the Super Bowl!! As @rupaul says, "Don't fuck it up!"

@shannonrenee @shashib I hope to hire do many #Tinu like people I can change the world!!

#scriptchat RT @jamie_ld TV Writing Fellowships for 2012 http://t.co/bDxrI6XE

I just donated to support @ngtechwomen! $170 more & @netsolcares will donate $1K! http://goo.gl/p7XA9 #wgbiz #WGBpayit4wd

Jebus How can you call yourself a marketing/social media guru and you don't respond/talk to people?

big big #gnomedex love for @katarmstrong @michellegamboa @lianaws @austinheap @scobleizer @chrispirillo and too many to fit within #140

"How did we come up with things to sell? Well, our audience told us." @copyblogger #3tribe #bwe09

@edgarwright She sounds like a fairytale princess. You should jump on that quick before someone...oh look. I just got an email from Ulyana.

Heard @zachbraff‎ on @kimmasters podcast "The Busines" about his @kickstarter. He may have a converted a skeptic!  http://bit.ly/ZBraffKickstarter …

RT @redheadwriting If you steal my shit, I will crush you. Check out copyright infringement in action:  http://ow.ly/l86Pv