@wickedmess' most faved Tweets...
CNN "Moammar Gadhafi now has one less place to pitch his tent." That was an intentional laugh line, right? Otherwise I'm a 12 yr old boy.
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Spent 10min marveling @ how much bigger my head looks w/curly hair. Related: This cold medicine may have some side effects.
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I feel a strange sense of pride because I have no clue what this 'pants on the ground' thing is all about. I should be proud, right?
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If misplaced commas bother you that much you should really follow someone else. I'm the kind of person who will just wildly punctuate.
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Al Sharpton ruined This Week's Roundtable for me. Even the simplest facts seem to elude him. Stick to rousing speeches, Reverend.
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Oh, excuse me. The rainbows and moonbeams shooting out of my ass woke me. A few Tums should fix that...Otherwise, kill me.
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I have a Sarah Palin Vogue. Don't laugh, it's an INVESTMENT! I can plan my retirement around it, like Beanie Babies. STOP laughing! bastards
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Mary Matalin/CNN: "Bill Clinton arguably had more authentic black American experience than Barack Obama." Look on Carville's face=priceless
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All I wanted from the Sotomayor hearings was for the Republicans not to make idiots of themselves. And then they let Lindsey Graham speak...
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I think Twtter needs to add a 'Ban & Bitchslap' button for those times when blocking just isn't enough.
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With all this talk of fire crotch half of Hollywood is wondering what Lindsay Lohan did to get so much free publicity.
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Still working on the freaking wedding brochure. Got it back w/ no specific criticism just the command to "punch it up". WTF does that mean?!
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PRESIDENT Hannity? Ohgoodgawd, another stupid waste of Republican time&resources. Why not just run McCain again? It'd be just as successful.
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Spent the afternoon working on a newsletter in a closet. An ACTUAL closet! Needless to say I am not pleased with the working conditions.
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Hm, trending Twitter topic "All Time Low" isn't associated with the Michael Vick and Eagles deal? That's weird...must be a mistake.
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