@occupymarines its more than a year old, still brought tears though | Rolling Thunder - A Marine's Vigil http://t.co/CZvwklQJ #ows

old marijuana scare tactics related pot to sex. now we advertise viagra on race cars. perhaps it's time to revisit the plant's prohibition?

Dwight Howard trying to injure intentionally. Not cool. #Spurs #Lakers #NBAplayoffs

You are watching a man drop in the polls in real time #RickPerry #GOPdebates

you can't start treating your own immigrants like criminals and then preach human rights in Egypt, Libya, Iran, or North Korea.

i saw a black person in the crowd! but he had his head in his hands.... does that count? #cnndebate

@theflacracker Breaking News: TeaBaggers are idiots and Obama and Fed have to save America from them once again

why does anyone care about this? #RoyalWedding

by the way, which one's pink? (Roger Waters on Conan O'Brien tonight)...wow

Exercise Video Fails To Edit Out Guy On Toilet In Background | Happy Place  http://funni.ly/12ncNfg 

Best.Video.Ever! [close enough anyway...fun, fun, fun] The Real Tuesday Weld - Bathtime in Clerkenwell - YouTube http://t.co/jikw1Ye0

"there are millions of women whose husbands have lost their jobs" ~Michele Bachman on unemployment in America

The Empire State Building goes rainbow! http://twitpic.com/5gfkve

the worst NBA finals...EVER

I think it's ok only if they are advertised as being Russian RT @aclkwrkstarfish: What are the legalities of selling a spouse on craigslist?

new technique takes pig stem cells turns them into strips of meat offers alternative to slaughterhouse helps end hunger http://t.co/Z5AV5M0X

@kovu_ excuse me while i whip this back in

is this thing on?

Crime Scene Cadaver Cake http://t.co/1bfw3OYs

Octopus Project + free admission + FREE DRINKS = SXSW party! http://t.co/JP3r41b8