found an incredible photo of the furniture mart building (current home of twitter hq) engulfed in flames ca 1970. http://t.co/7L6MRkB0

that shit cray 1 http://t.co/mF6Mux2V

never seen tweets-per-second graphs like this. that thing we built sorta works! hive fives!

quitting my job today. JUST KIDDING LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLL. what. too soon?

http://t.co/jZTHkR5D

. @wfarner giving a status update about our work with @apachemesos. turned away dozens of engineers due to space. pic.twitter.com/XVALuOW8yy

OH: "we just need to provision for justin bieber scoring the winning goal in brazil vs japan the same day we get unfirewalled from china."

one of these nalgenes is not like the others pic.twitter.com/ssXKooOY

hate deploying python? want a minimal alternative to virtualenvs? we wrote a thing. try twitter's pants on for size: https://t.co/PjCAjDJH

then again, @asdf just walked by with a half empty 40 and called me a 'fucking scrub.' just like the old days.

archives are only possible because of dramatic improvements to infrastructure; a feature standing on the shoulders of giants /@raffi @chfry

synchronization is hard, let's shopping go.

the current state of the python ecosystem: pic.twitter.com/nTFQtkUOB6

this is the best a bunch of drunk engineers can do cc @dmcg  http://vine.co/v/b509djbH5Hv 

one more take and i might die of alcohol poisoning.  http://vine.co/v/b5jIBIdVbQb 

i came SO CLOSE pic.twitter.com/kL1YJNzZ

embedding ten vines onto a single page causes my laptop to go into a rage not unlike a scala build

never leave interior decoration to my father. http://t.co/D80vxTWh

who is @ryanseacrest and why is he making me eat lasagna off paper plates?

just did the math with @marius and we're pretty sure it's cheaper to commute from the eastern sierra in a cessna 340 than buy a house in SF.