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If you are wondering where all the ! went, they are on my 13 y-o niece's Facebook wall:
"Hello!!! U hav a facebook now!!! HURRAY!!!!!!!"
"Hello!!! U hav a facebook now!!! HURRAY!!!!!!!"
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Nicole kept suggesting things at home we could eat instead of getting take-out.
Some days, it's like I don't even know her.
Some days, it's like I don't even know her.
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Seriously, I'll throw on "Just Dance" and we will dance w/the aliens and they will know how awesome Earth is. Like Ind. Day but w/dancing.
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I'm declaring today International Give Up On Your Dreams Day.
Also, it is Stay Home and Watch TV All Day Day.
Also, it is Stay Home and Watch TV All Day Day.
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If you got drunk, you failed at drinking. Drinking to get drunk is like planning to end your car trip by driving into a wall.
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For a party, I'm supposed to bring a main dish w/o "meat or chicken." Has anyone heard of such a thing? I feel like I'm on reverse-Iron Chef
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My advisor suggests a later chapter in my dissertation could be groundbreaking.
That'll be useful experience when I'm digging ditches.
That'll be useful experience when I'm digging ditches.
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I'm planning to name our first child Current Resident, because then they will always have the thrill of getting mail.
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Today, @kevinhendricks and I looked at art with an adopted baby and a lapdog. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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One advantage to having a small dog: We've had Panther for over a year, and we're just finishing the second bag of dog food.
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