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Dear Construction Worker constantly going in Reverse, Thank you for waking me with your Beep Beep Beeping. Beep you in the beeping beep. Me
OH The Boy (with Twizzler in hand) 'Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Expecto Patronum!' I love his mixed movie-phors!
The director of our church's Vacation Bible School called: "I need a whip and I thought of you." So I've got that going for me.
The Boy is dressed in full on camo, riding his four wheeler & belting out Dancing Queen. Screw stereotypes!
What I just said to a group of 16 yr olds: "Hey, did you know that the Dodge symbol looks like a uterus?" I should not be allowed to teach.
I am now certifiable.
No, wait!
Certified.
I'm certified in CPR & First Aid.
So, if you fall, break an arm & have a stroke, still call 911!
No, wait!
Certified.
I'm certified in CPR & First Aid.
So, if you fall, break an arm & have a stroke, still call 911!
Dear Little kid who smashed the awesome submarine we made out of sand before getting a picture: FUCK YOU! I hope you drown
To say that 'The Race to Witch Mountain' is a bad movie & The Rock's 'acting' is deplorable is to insult bad movies & deplorable acting.
Happiness IS a warm Beagle. Especially when she is having a running dream complete with jowel flapping *aroo* sound effects.
I just rode the hell out of that pole!
What?
Oh nothin,
Just playing with The Boy at The Children's Museum Firefighter exhibit.
What?
Oh nothin,
Just playing with The Boy at The Children's Museum Firefighter exhibit.
With 4 (well almost) degrees between us, we still could not figure out how to do The Boy's Phonics homework. 1st Grade is hard man!
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