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  • wifeoftj
      @TJ's Wife @wifeoftj

    Is it possible to fist someone "a little bit"?

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  • wifeoftj
      @TJ's Wife @wifeoftj

    Consoling myself after the Gators' loss by watching Spurrier stick his big Cocks in Alabama's "Crimson Tide."

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    bsailergoesto_elevenTJLuoma
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    jxpx777xGatorGirlx15
  • wifeoftj
      @TJ's Wife @wifeoftj

    POOP (YEAH)
    ING (YEAH)
    BIRD (YEAH)
    YEAH (YEAH)

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    KalliGoNowGolindstifarartasticgoesto_elevenCutlerish
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    earthtopus
  • wifeoftj
      @TJ's Wife @wifeoftj

    My father just said: "I can't believe how good Justin Bieber is."

    That's it. I'm adopted.

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    harratonRexHuppkestarmushroomssingme2heaven89
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    JAEZACRAWFORD
  • wifeoftj
      @TJ's Wife @wifeoftj

    "Mom, Lucky's humping me again!"
    - The Boy

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    Nicky36vmarinelliyodelmachinewnes
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    fwitness
  • wifeoftj
      @TJ's Wife @wifeoftj

    Upon returning home from the tweetup, @lindstifa retrieves a carton of Ben & Jerry's & lovingly states "I missed you ice cream." #chsh

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    JezebelTheGreatjackholtlowrentkickerJessabelle2o7rartasticOneSmallFireMightyQuinn72katefeetie
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    TJLuoma
  • wifeoftj
      @TJ's Wife @wifeoftj

    Instead of watching the BCS championship game, I'm watching lecture videos about fecal samples. Literally having a shitty Monday.

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    JustVoice1designatedtwitrlinajkcpinckarjunbasuSkittle_Brains
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    icewoks
  • wifeoftj
      @TJ's Wife @wifeoftj

    What could be more fun than a room full of Boy Scouts having an indoor snowball fight?

    No, really, what?!?

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    jamieboogiesjackholtbethyma
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    Lynnlovebug
  • wifeoftj
      @TJ's Wife @wifeoftj

    Our normal bedtime song of "Jesus Loves Me" has been replaced with "There's a Zombie on My Lawn."

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    KuraFireJessabelle2o7jackholtOhSoSinistershusta
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    shusta
  • wifeoftj
      @TJ's Wife @wifeoftj

    The puppy just brought me a turkey carcass he found outside. Soup anyone?

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    Laurel54jackholtbethymalindstifaroostoCarolThompsonMK
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    Lynnlovebug
  • wifeoftj
      @TJ's Wife @wifeoftj

    Studying for midterms.


    Anyways, totally drunk!

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    wnesblondediva11lafix
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    Stevie_Serrano
  • wifeoftj
      @TJ's Wife @wifeoftj

    It is so windy in Columbus today. I'm pretty sure I just saw a flying monkey over campus today.

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    mathcat345
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    bruce_mi
  • wifeoftj
      @TJ's Wife @wifeoftj

    Had the choice to teach kindergarten or 6th grade today. Not sure I chose correctly. Pretty sure I'd need a drink either way.

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    jackholtnavanaxTrick_or_tweetCelticWombat
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    bruce_mi
  • wifeoftj
      @TJ's Wife @wifeoftj

    They've just announced an open dance floor and free cake. I've never been so conflicted.

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    crispycrackaPenLlawenyodelmachine
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    SaySandra
  • wifeoftj
      @TJ's Wife @wifeoftj

    Sign of the apocalypse:
    My nephew's Catholic school's marching band is doing Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance."

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    jackholtTJLuomaVerifiedHotMesscleapowarjunbasuCelticWombat
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