The first thing you will need to get started with Emacs is a beard.

sup http://t.co/wiUbCl4B

My proposal: move GMT to Pacific time. Geeks: I know you're on board. There really isn't anything going on in Greenwich anyhow.

@xc * cracks knees, cuffs up self edge jeans, places iphone in mission workshop backpack, gets on pista *

well it certainly isn't subjective-c

@danadanger flock

"It runs with bounded collection times that means the system won't ever pause longer the 3 milliseconds" - article about hotspot, circa 1998

he rode up on the segway wearing google glass with the aibo at his side. he adjusts his usb bolo tie and succumbs to a snow crash.

User-Agent: telnet, bitches

cc @nk @noradio @iano pic.twitter.com/DNB3isrI

if you build it, it will crash

/* this file is auto-generated. edit it. i fucking dare you. */ cc: @iano

@nk good thing your tears are salty so that they don't freeze into your beard

TIL some people's UA strings include "with Beats by Dr. Dre"

#JoinTheFlock pic.twitter.com/UvLWW4JF

@mccv fuck you

siri: where is my iphone 5?

fun fact: @stevej once negotiated a 300 baud connection with his voice

how many engineers does it take to generate a unique number?

apparently @gregpass is still keeping it weird pic.twitter.com/AuUOvFUnIU