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If sex between 3 people is called a Threesome and sex between 2 people is called a Twosome... Why is Handsome still a compliment?
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
Thinking about writing a children's book called "Stop asking me for sh!t."
Marriage is about give and take. You better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
The irony of a blow job; Even though you've got her on her knees, she still has got you by the balls!
Screw you recommended serving size. You don`t know me.
If my relationship status ever changes from single to married, please know that its not me, my account has been hacked.
If you're genuinely surprised about Kim Kardashian getting divorced, I need to tell you something about Santa Claus...
I don`t have the prettiest face for you to see or the skinniest waist for you to hold. But I do have the biggest heart to love you with.
A relationship is like a job. You have to work hard to get in it, and you have to work even harder to stay in it...
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
— Oscar Wilde
Happy Mothers Day to all the lovely ladies on Twitter for holding it down through the everyday fuss and strife!!!
You are appreciated!!! : )
I’m pretty sure Whoopi Goldberg is Lil Wayne’s real mother..
The LORD will fight for you, and you shall hold your peace.” Exo 14:14
Heal me, O LORD, and I shall be healed; Save me, and I shall be saved, For You are my praise. Jer 17:14
The LORD detests the sacrifice of the wicked, but the prayer of the upright pleases him. Prv 15:8
Bold,Intelligent,God Fearing O.G. . Twifey = @MsSweetTea My Back Up,@Madame2UDude,@MzTish,@TrenaeHouston,@CayenneWesley #TFB,#TeamCeltics,Patriots,NYY GNation